I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
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Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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