I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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