quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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