Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
id be glad to
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
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Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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