I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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