We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
a search helicopter?!
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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