brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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