Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
