Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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