I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I need help removing her.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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