Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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