The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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