I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
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Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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