it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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