I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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