he thought i was a dude.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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