I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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