i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
cat food counts as protein by the way
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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