i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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