We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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