I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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