Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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