.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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