is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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