We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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