Nicole vs. Life
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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