I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Randomize
