Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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