She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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