Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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