You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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