But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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