Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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