There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Dear god my vagina.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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