he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs