its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.