sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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