I've blown a few things in my day
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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