Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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