he shaved USA in his pubs
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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