I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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