Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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