But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Im part way to drunk.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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