Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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