i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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