If i come over, it means nothing
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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