I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock