and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...