But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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