Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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