apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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