He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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