Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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