her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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