Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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