You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Randomize
