remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I just found a bag of teeth...
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We have started to decorate penises.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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